Geek Jokes

 

Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.

 

 

Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.

 

Your momma’s so fat, BGP can’t route around her.

 

An IPv4 address walks into a bar, says to bartender “One strong CIDR please I’m exhausted!
When I try to send SYNs to chicks, I don’t get any ACKs. Just FINs and RSTs.

 

People who tell routing jokes always exceed their time-to-live.

 

No packet is ever sent into the internet twice, for it’s not the same internet and it is not the same packet.

 

Broadcast your own ARP jokes, mine are only funny in the same collision domain…

 

An IPv6 packet walks into a bar. Nobody talks to him.

 

Your mamma so fat she sat on a binary tree and turned it into a linked list in real time.

 

If Windows is the solution, can we please have the problem back?

Computers are like air-conditioning, they stop working properly if you open Windows.

Q. What did the OSPF router say to the other OSPF router ?
A. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

 

 

I heard a great one about IPSEC, but you wouldn’t get it — it’s an inside joke.

 

Serial jokes must be told bit by bit.

 

CCIE people don’t use steering wheel in their cars. They use CLI.

 

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